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Bangkok Room Service

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Room Service: Morny, rune sor-bees.

Hotel Guest: Oh sorry, I thought I dialed room service.

Room Service: Rye, rune sore-bees. Morny. Jewish to ordor sunteen?

Hotel Guest: I'd like some bacon and eggs.

Room Service: Ow July then?

Hotel Guest: What?

Room Service: Aches. Ow July then? Pry, boy, pooch..?

Hotel Guest: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, Scrambled please.

Room Service: Ow July thee Baycome? Crease?

Hotel Guest: Crisp will be fine.

Room Service: Okay. An Santos?

Hotel Guest: Ugh.....I don't know....I don't think so.

Room Service: No? Judo one toes?

Hotel Guest: Look, I really feel bad about this, but I just don't know what judo- one toes means, I'm sorry.

Room Service: Toes! Toes! Why Jew Don Juan toes? Ow bow eengligh mopping we bother?

Hotel Guest: English Muffin! I've got it! Toast! You were saying toast! Fine. An English Muffin will be fine.

Room Service: We Bother?

Hotel Guest: No, just put the bother on the side.

Room Service: Wad?

Hotel Guest: I'm sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side.

Room Service: Copy?

Hotel Guest: I feel terrible about this, but ....

Room Service: Copy. Copy, tea, mill.

Hotel Guest: Coffee! Yes coffee please. And that's all.

Room Service: One minnie. Ass rune torino-fie, strangle aches, crease Baycome, tossy eengligh mopping we bother honey sight, and copy. Rye?

Hotel Guest: Whatever you say.

Room Service: Okay, Tenjewberrymud.

Hotel Guest: You're welcome.