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Statement by the Fish

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Angeles City (AP 1 February)  Asked by this reporter about   possible hostilities, the Fish stated:

"Just because  I am a Sadaam Hussein look alike with excessive testerone, people assume I am developing weapons of mass destruction.  I categorically deny that there is any development of these type of weapons that is taking place at our site "Mudbones".  However, I can not let the UN inspector "Wiz" inspect here because of possible bacterial contamination.   We maintain a sensitive supply of ESQ here, and the Wiz has been known to aggressively pursue taste testing of this substance.

I look forward to the War"